In a stunning development, the JD team has rocked all the 92 championship competitors by signing Bret Metcalf as lead driver for the rest of the 2015 season, amid rumours that various title contenders are furious over this shock announcement. On finding out the news, current championship leader Grant Riddall reportedly was outraged by this and went crying to his dad-Ray Riddall who in turn slapped Grant , told him to grow up, stop being a sissy and take it like a man ffs!
The title sponsor is Jack Daniels who will also supply the pit crew and various other VIP guests of the team with shots of the good stuff!
The JD/001/92 car is equipped with the latest technology that is essential in producing a fast car such as, an MP3 player (USB slot), volume control buttons operated from the steering wheel, blue tooth helmet connection, drinks glass holder (with safety harness to prevent spillages) plus an ingenious plug in drinks tube connection to refill the glass with the good stuff during the pit stop phase of the race.
Spokesperson for Jack Daniels Mr Niver Sober stated…“Bret’s qualifying performance at Silverstone secured his drive for the rest of the season, a pretty solid performance. The big plus is when Bret is sober he is even quicker. A one driver team for this season only…next season will be a 2 driver effort.”
J D F1 Team Officially Signs Top Driver
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Re: J D F1 Team Officially Signs Top Driver
Bret congratulations on the big signing car looks great! Gratis supplies from the sponsor should e worth a few extra tenths
Hang on, isn't that the car I saw one time before?! download/file.php?id=4618
Hang on, isn't that the car I saw one time before?! download/file.php?id=4618
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Re: J D F1 Team Officially Signs Top Driver
funny posr Bret, And very nice skin, gratz!
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Re: J D F1 Team Officially Signs Top Driver
Wait, u was driving yourself into contract so that u could drink that stuff for free.
I see now.
Wonderfull skin btw. hehe
I see now.
Wonderfull skin btw. hehe